History: Fiction or Science? (Chronology, No. 1)

Book Description

Recorded history is a finely-woven magic fabric of intricate lies about events predating the sixteenth century. There is not a single piece of evidence that can be reliably and independently traced back earlier than the eleventh century. This book details events that are substantiated by hard facts and logic, and validated by new astronomical research and statistical analysis of ancient sources.

Customer Reviews:

Calculations are only as good as your numbers.......2007-08-03

Yes, we can all agree that mainstream history is nearly 100% BS due to politics, economics, ego, problems with dating techniques, and various conspiracies. Agreed. But, I've been researching the distinct possibility that human history (in terms of civilizations) are much more ancient than we've been told, so coming across this book was very interesting to me. I wondered how Fomenko could be wrong (if at all) because he is very persuasive in his presentations. Then it dawned on me. If at previous times in prehistory, due to the various catastrophies that are well documented (comets, asteroids, planetary disruptions, plasma discharge, pole reversals, etc) the Earth was in a different position in relation to the sun, different tilt on its axis, different orbit, different rotation (in terms of velocity and DIRECTION), and the continents were in different positions, then would this not cause the ancients to see the sky (constellations) differently? In other words, is Fomenko making erronious assumptions about the physics of the Earth in pre-history, which then corrupt his data with regards to dating the relevant astrology? The last event to seriously disrupt our planet occured roughly 3500 years ago, according to other good researchers, so is it possible Fomenko has been confused by this? The vastly different physics of our planet in the not so distant past may explain this confusion, which is not to say the "mainstream" version of history is correct; on the contrary. I am not an expert in these fields, but wanted to see if this idea could spark discussion.

Pants on fire?.......2007-07-19

Will people ever read before spamming? Yes, Jesuits could not rewrite world history alone, they had help. Anyway, Dr Prof Acad A.Fomenko does not point to jesuits as the driving force of world wide history manipulation in published volumes 1,2,3;, actually he barely mentions the poor devils. Check it with 'Search inside' feature, please. China is rarely mentioned either, in fact, Dr Fomenko is completely eurocentric. Right, his theory contradicts all mainstream schools of history, because in their actual state they are all built on blatantly erroneus chronology. You don't need a mysterious cabal (conspiracy) to falsify history, the falsification is its modus operandi. It is inherent to history(ians) to falsify (distort) events, as it is inherent to humans to boast as it is inherent to power (authority) to legimize itself by referrring to glorious past made to its own order. Dr Prof Fomenko and team have identified scores of instances of such manipulation in Russian, European, etc.. history, and delivered valid statistical proof thereof. His own 'reconstruction' is completely another story. Forget c14 as a valid method of dating. W.Libby has initially discovered a brilliant method of INDEPENDENT dating. Too bad, c14 method has become a joke after a forced marrige with dendrochronology with consensual chronological scale inbuilt. Radiocarbon method can't stand blind tests, but is so very productive as a rubberstamp.

Accepted History & Chronology Must Be Changed. .......2007-04-09

There is no doubt that history as most know it is a sham, & institution's version of History both University & Church is fradulent & inaccurate. Everything was established with an agenda, The real "Dark Ages" are now when we have access to incredible amounts of information past authorities & more important 'common folk' didn't have but our institutions & educators are slow to evolve because of what has ignorantly & arrogantly been taught for too long. This is on many subjects not just Chronology.

For anyone to question "Why would a Mathematician have anything credible to say of History?" The answer is from Dr. Fomenko's preface in the book: "It would be worthwhile to remind the reader that in the XVI-XVII century Chronology was considered to be a subdivision of Mathematics." These volumes could possibly be some of the most important works to date & should be read by everyone with an interest in History, especially professors & educators who have a duty to the public. I have read both books & must say that 'Chronology 1' has some very eye opening & revolutionary information. Even if these volumes are part true the implications are profound & opens the doors to further investigations & questions which must be done. I speak several different lanquages & must say the logic Dr. Fomenko uses with "inflection" of words & words being read from left to right in one region & right to left in another then written backwards, the removal of vowels & get down to basics of words, or different cities & locations having the same name etc. is correct. Vowel usage has always been optional & varied, actually complicating linquistics & study. The first thing one has to understand is that words never had a fixed spelling in history like we do now, the spelling of words was mutable & regional, as well as names & titles of people were vast, varied & changed, NOTHING WAS FIXED or understood linear. Matters of Life & Death as well as financial profiteering yesterday & today were & are made with ignorant, illogical & conspiratorial views of history & reality, it's time people get closer to the Truth & society collectively grow up.

Very Interesting.......2007-03-07

It is a good proposal and I believe it will mature into something even better in the future. I think it deserves to be read.

History as Science Fiction.......2007-01-10

Anatoly Fomenko has written a very intriguing book, full of pictures, charts, and computer 'proof' of his thesis: backwards of AD900 we don't really know what happened or when. Between AD900 and AD1600 there is more certainty, but there is still a lot of fuzzy ground, and things don't get reliable until we get past the 1600's where the printing press made it very difficult for the perpetrators of this timeline manipulation to change anything that had been committed to print. The Dark Ages did not happen. Books were burned for a reason. One organization has doubled the actual length of its existence by expanding the real chronology. Read why.

I had always wondered why Christ died about AD33 and yet men waited until the 11th century to form the Knights Templar, the Cathars, etc and go after the Holy Land by force. Why the 1000 year gap? Turns out there wasn't more than a 10-12 year gap and he proves it using astronomy. This also implies that the planet is not as old as we have been told, and current Christian and other creationist scientists are already championing that idea without being aware of Fomenko's book. The two groups, creationist scientists and the Russian mathematical analysts corroborate each other. Fascinating.

Of course, all this flies in the face of what we have been told traditionally is the 'proper' chronology of western civilization, and most readers will experience 'cognitive dissonance' in reading this book. It means that our history going backwards from AD1600 becomes progressively more incorrect and unreliable until it cannot be trusted at all... in the space of 700-800 years.

Naturally, the curious, open-minded reader will want to know WHO did this, WHY, and did any of the events we think of as really ancient ever happen?
Dr. Fomenko is a respected scientist/mathematician at Moscow State University who has already answered these questions to the satisfaction of his initially skeptical colleagues. Most of them are now believers, a few still refuse to believe (the usual diehards), and of course the western press has ignored Fomenko's work -- for obvious reasons when you read the book. The ones who perpetrated this chronology ruse have a lot to answer for. They are still with us. That's why this book is a well-kept secret.

I gave the book a 4-star rating because I was unable to check out some of his claims; those I checked were as he said. But if even 1/3 of his claims are true, this punches a big hole in what we think is our history, the meaning of western civilization, our educational process (for repeating the ruse as gospel), and the trustworthiness of the organization that perpetrated this ruse, well-intentioned or not.

This book relates to current research into a Young Earth paradigm, to John Keel's discoveries about our planet, and Fr Malachi Martin's insights (in his now out-of-print books). We are indeed sheep who are manipulated and kept ignorant -- for a reason. While knowing what these men have to say may be the "booby prize" (as in: 'what can you do with this knowledge?'), it will provide interesting reading. Didn't someone say: "...and the Truth will set you free."?? For you to judge if this book contains the truth.

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Here's the REAL deal about pirates!
Fun for kids into pirates
Silly pirate book perfect for young ears
Snappy little book
Silly book great for kids.

Do Pirates Take Baths?
Kathy Tucker
Manufacturer: Albert Whitman & Company
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Paperback

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Customer Reviews:

Here's the REAL deal about pirates!.......2007-08-18

Oh, I love it when we get to read this book! (Yes, *sigh* our daughter IS the one who gets to choose)

Learn the real deal about pirates, it's all in here, and it's hilarious! You'll find out lots of very good information like: what pirates do, wear, eat and wish for. How do they capture a ship or most importantly -how do they divide the gold? Do they have birthdays and where do they sleep?

Fun and silly! I do love this book! The illustrations are awesome.

Fun for kids into pirates.......2007-05-22

It's not great literature, but I got this for my son for his fourth birthday. He's into all things pirates, and he enjoys this book.

Silly pirate book perfect for young ears.......2007-01-10

This book is the perfect fun read for your pre-schooler age 5 and under who is curious about pirates and you want to keep it light. Plus it's a quick read when you're looking for something short. My only caution is if your child repeats lines from books-- beware of "surrender cowardly scum!"

Snappy little book.......2007-01-04

This is a snappy little book because of the rhyming style. My grandson
like it and enjoyed the illustrations which are large and colorful.

Silly book great for kids........2005-08-03

Just loved this book, it was silly and thoroughly enjoyed by our 4 year old. He was quite amuzed at the ending!

Kitchens & Baths 1-2-3 (Home Depot ... 1-2-3)

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Organize and Plan for Your Kitchen or Bath Project

Kitchens & Baths 1-2-3 (Home Depot ... 1-2-3)
Home Depot Books
Manufacturer: The Home Depot
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 0696208156

Book Description

Packed with Home DepotÂ's expertise and renowned "wisdom of the aisles," this handy resource offers everything the do-it-yourselfer needs to execute the ideal remodeling plan for a kitchen or bath.

The ultimate resource for homeowners planning to remodel their kitchens or baths.

Gives readers design guidance, tips, and expert advice.

Advice on how to buy materials, appliances, and fixtures.

Expanded appendix includes step-by-step instructions and illustrations on how to remodel kitchens and baths.

Shows kitchen and bath designs for all sizes, styles, and budgets.

Helps remodelers from planning to completion.

Ideas on financing a project.

Customer Reviews:

Organize and Plan for Your Kitchen or Bath Project.......1999-12-19

The major part of any project is being organized. And what better way to organize a kitchen or bath redesign than to practice effective time management skills? That's right: delegate to a professional who deals with this sort of undertaking every single day: a designer. Utilizing the skills of a talented kitchen or bath designer will decrease stress, improve productivity, and create more time for you to enjoy the task at hand: redesigning or remodeling the kitchen or bathroom in your home.

I'm a big fan of being prepared - that's what makes life fun. And the experts at Home Depot have compiled their favorite tips and techniques into one easy-to-use book. The book is well organized and very easy to use, which encourages us to keep it handy for quick references.

Whether you're creating a color scheme, choosing light design, wrestling with investment return issues, or wanting detailed information about the order of work done by contractors, this book is a goldmine of details for your project. Of course, my favorite section offers organizing solutions for the kitchen, including cabinet accessories and room layout, but it is sure is refreshing to see this as an issue before construction rather than an afterthought. Great planning!

This makes a great coffee-table book, since you'll refer to it time and time again. But if your coffee table is very far from your kitchen, then perhaps you'll add it to your cookbooks instead. Happy designing!

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You child will love this book!

GREAT CHILDREN'S BOOK

Probably one of the best children's books around

This book should be on your bookshelf

King Bidgood's in the Bathtub.

King Bidgood's in the Bathtub
Audrey Wood
Manufacturer: Harcourt Children's Books
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 0152427309

Book Description

In this delightful story, the king refuses to leave his bathtub and rule the kingdom. “Beauty aside, this also has a panache and sly wit that will please children and their parents, who will be called on to peruse the book again and again.”--Booklist

Customer Reviews:

You child will love this book!.......2007-08-23

Audrey and Don Wood books are always a delight to read with children. The story is fun and the illustrations are superb! The CD with this brings the story to life for the non-reading child while those reading can follow along with the text.

This story has established its place on my bookshelf as one of the all-time favorites! I would highly recommend this book to children of all ages. You can't help but have a great time reading this story!

GREAT CHILDREN'S BOOK.......2007-06-12

This book, in the manner of all of Don and Audrey Woods' books, is entertaining and fun-filled. The premise of the story is priceless - the King is in the bathtub and he won't get out. And the different solutions to the problem that are presented are funny. And, of course, who comes to the rescue, and how? Awwww, read it to find out! This book is great for kids and adults too. :)

Probably one of the best children's books around.......2007-05-07

This is our absolute favorite book that we read to our one year old son. We started reading it to him at around 3 months and he liked it then, and it continues to be one of his favorites. The book we received came with a CD which is fabulous and perfect for long car rides. At six months, I would play the CD at home near the end of the day or before bed time when he was on the verge of fussiness and it cheered him up right away. He dances to the songs and is absolutely calm and entranced when we listen to it in the car. Purchased the book and CD for my nieces, ages 7, 4, and 2 and they love it as well. Definitely, a winner for birth through at least 7 years. The illustrations are enchanting. A must have for every child.

This book should be on your bookshelf.......2007-02-05

It's fun to read. The illustrations are incredible. The text is word perfect. The King is likable and how can't you agree with his every edict?

If you have never heard of this book, then today is your lucky day.

That being said, I will amend my review title: This book should be on your kid(s)' bedside table. It'll be many months before it is back on the bookshelf.

I put it up there with Goodnight Moon and Where the Wild Thing's Are. A perfect read for children (and adults) in between those books, in fact.

King Bidgood's in the Bathtub........2007-02-03

This is one of my favorite childrens books. The illustrations are fabulous and it's a story with a lesson. When all else fails, use common sense. I love reading this book to my grandchildren. There is so much detail in each page it keeps their attention. AAAA+

New Kitchen & Bath Idea Book Collection (Idea Books)

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Great source of inspiration!

New Kitchen & Bath Idea Book Collection (Idea Books)
Joanne Bouknight
Manufacturer: Taunton
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Hardcover

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ASIN: 1561587559
Release Date: 2004-10-01

Book Description

The kitchen is the true heart of the home, and homeowners are spending a lot of time and money to make their old kitchens less utilitarian and more creative, a place where people can congregate as well as cook and enjoy good food. And, the bathroom today is also getting more attention than ever from homeowners, as they realize its value as a personal retreat and resale enhancer. Taunton's New Kitchen and Bath Idea Book Collection includes both their New Kitchen Idea Book and New Bathroom Idea Book. Both of these wonderful idea books are brimming with visual inspiration. One beautiful photo after another will inspire readers with creative ways to solve problems and enhance the quality of each space. In addition, this collection offers lots of practical information and a wide array of design ideas that will appeal to every budget and taste.

Customer Reviews:

Great source of inspiration!.......2007-08-02

My husband and I are turning our uninspired 1968 tract home into a 2 story Mediterranean. We bought the Kitchen & Bath collection to help us in the design phase. These are not "do it yourself" books. Instead, they help you focus on how to design a kitchen or bath that will work for you. They discuss types of flooring, counters, cabinets, lighting, and how to design a space that "works" for your lifestyle and that "flows" well within your floorplan. We have lots of other books with lots of pretty pictures of designer kitchens & baths but these books were the most useful when we finally sat down with our architect. Without them, we would have never thought to include a lot of the little touches that helped to maximize our kitchen space for the way we cook (canning, cake decorating, candy making, entertaining) or how to make the best use of our bathroom space (extra storage and accessibility) since I have a disability. You might think that your architect would help you with all these things but don't count on it. The clearer your ideas are and the better you are able to articulate those ideas to your architect, the better your design is going to fit your lifestyle and the happier you will be when the project is finished.

Baby Einstein: Water, Water Everywhere (Baby Einstein)

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Wonderful
Best chew toy ever
Baby Einstein: Water, Water Everywhere: A Splash & Giggle Bath Book
Well loved in our tub!
Fun for baby, Big Help for mom

Baby Einstein: Water, Water Everywhere (Baby Einstein)
Julie Aigner-clark
Manufacturer: Hyperion
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Bath Book

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Elmo Wants a Bath (Bath Book)

ASIN: 0786819111

Book Description

Charming illustrations and playful rhythmic verse make real-life learning fun by taking babies and toddlers on an adventurous discovery of water and its many sources. Squeezable and floatable, Water, Water, Everywhere can be enjoyed in and out of the tub.

Customer Reviews:

Wonderful.......2007-09-27

Our baby started "reading" this in the tub from about 4 months. At 19 months she still loves it. The verse was easily memorized and can get a smile out of her in or out of the tub. The other Baby Einstein bath books are cute, but this one is by far my (and her) favorite.

Best chew toy ever.......2007-08-09

I am a mama of 8 month old twins, and they love eating this book! On occasion we have been able to get through actually reading it, but for the most part it is in one or both of their mouths by the last page. All in all, I'd say its a hit. Maybe once they get past teething, we can actually read it to them.

Baby Einstein: Water, Water Everywhere: A Splash & Giggle Bath Book.......2007-07-04

I bought this, and other Baby Einstein Bath Books, for my eleven month old twin grandchildren. They love the bright colors and the feel of the material. They never tire of playing with them.

Well loved in our tub!.......2007-03-31

My son had a couple bath books that he loved, so I decided to add this one since we had to read the others so many times in a row. This quickly became his very favorite!!! He is 17 months and now "reads" it to me in the tub, babbling and turning pages.

Fun for baby, Big Help for mom.......2006-11-01

We bought this book along with the "Who lives in the pond" 8mos ago, when our baby was 10mos.
She was always trying to stand up and get out of the bathtub.
Now she sits in the tub "reading" her book.
Then the problem was that she never wanted to get out of the tub, so now we keep the other book in the bench where we dry and dress her.
With this books, bath time is now very fun for both of us.

Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra: 25 Sex Positions for the Tub, Shower, Pool, and More

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The perfect book for summer!
I NEVER RECEIVED THIS BOOK
Kama Sutra
Wet fun!
Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra

Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra: 25 Sex Positions for the Tub, Shower, Pool, and More
The Editors of Cosmopolitan
Manufacturer: Hearst
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Binding: Bath Book

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Book Description

This spring, Cosmo will make another big splash with the follow-up to the blockbuster bestseller The Cosmo Kama Sutra! With 100% waterproof pages and 25 wet-n-wild passion poses, this get-it-on guide is what every couple needs to make their slippery sexcapades extra steamy.
Cover your rubber ducky's eyes! Cosmopolitan is back with The Cosmo Aqua Kama Sutra. These 25 passion poses, from the “Tub Tango” to the “The Deep Water Dare,” have been specially designed to make every couple's wanton water adventure a success. Just like its pulse-racing predecessor, Cosmo's newest carnal companion is packed with colorful illustrations, detailed instructions and tips to intensify every erotic moment. Plus, there are “Lust Lessons” throughout to answer readers' most burning booty questions, including a primer that covers everything they need to know about sex in the water to a lusty list of aquatic accoutrements. And here's the bonus: the pages are waterproof, so daring duos can take this book into the pool, hot tub, shower, sea, or wherever the tawdry tides take them. So pick up a copy of The Cosmo Aqua Sutra and discover a whole new meaning to the H2Ohhhh!

Customer Reviews:

The perfect book for summer!.......2007-06-16

This book gives perfect titles and instructions to all those postions you've dreamed of trying. Perfect to get you in the mood for summer!

I NEVER RECEIVED THIS BOOK.......2007-01-29

As i stated, i never received this book. I ordered two books from marketplace and the other one i got. i emailed Amazon about the Aqua book to let them know i never received it, but never heard back from them.

Doubt i'll ever buy anything from marketplace again - i'll stick to a real person - an actual seller - from now on!

Kama Sutra.......2007-01-19

I was not too impressed with this book. There are some of the pics that are the same. I do however like that it is waterproof, so you can use it as a guide if you want to.

Wet fun!.......2006-11-04

My girl and I really enjoyed trying the different positions, haven't got to them all, but we're determined! Thank goodness the book is waterproof!!

Cosmo's Aqua Kama Sutra.......2006-08-23

Nice pictures, for reference!! Water Proof too... Some of the positions in this book are also in Cosmo's Kama Sutra book.

Average customer rating:

What a wonderfully funny story!
Entertainment at it's finest
Little Boys Love It
Great book!
Wonderful, funny book!

The Dirty Cowboy
Amy Timberlake , and Adam Rex
Manufacturer: Farrar, Straus and Giroux (BYR)
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Binding: Hardcover

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Book Description

This ol’ boy needs a bath!

After he finds a tumbleweed in his chaps and the numerous bugs buzzing around him affect his hearing, the cowboy decides it’s time to head to the river. Once there, he peels off all his clothes and tells his trusty old dog to guard them against strangers. He takes a refreshing bath and emerges clean as corn – but so fresh-smelling that his dog doesn’t recognize him! Negotiations over the return of the clothes prove fruitless. A wrestling match ensues in a tale that grows taller by the sentence, climaxing in a fabric-speckled dust devil.

Amy Timberlake has inserted a Western twang into this tale of filth and friendship, and Adam Rex has found many creative means of bodily concealment in his expressive, comical paintings.

Customer Reviews:

What a wonderfully funny story!.......2007-09-08

My 3 year old thinks that this is the greatest book ever written. The story is engaging and the illustrations are priceless. My husband and I would read this story even if we didn't have kids. It's awfully hard not to like the dirty cowboy or his dog.

Entertainment at it's finest.......2006-11-05

This book is your basic, down to earth, cowboy story. It is sure to tickle any child that you read it to, and entertain you too. The illustrations are wonderful and the story unique.

Little Boys Love It.......2006-03-09

I bought this for my nephew's 4th birthday and he asks to have it read over and over. All of the adults who have read it laugh out loud. It's absolutely wonderful.

Great book!.......2006-01-16

Amy Timberlake's Dirty Cowboy is now my favorite picture book. I have started using this as a read aloud for my students at school and they love the illustrations!
The Cowboy goes to take his yearly bath at the creek only to find that once he is super clean his "Dawg" no longer recognizes him. It is a humorous tale as the Cowboy and Dawg fight for the clothing.

Wonderful, funny book!.......2004-02-28

This book is highly entertaining and clever. We love it!

Baby Einstein: Who Lives in the Pond? (Baby Einstein)

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Bath Books
Baby Einstein
Fun for Baby, Help for mom
Our Favorite bath book!
SHARP EDGES!!

Baby Einstein: Who Lives in the Pond? (Baby Einstein)
Julie Aigner-clark
Manufacturer: Hyperion
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ASIN: 0786819103

Book Description

Babies and toddlers will enjoy following the adventures of a young tadpole as he travels around his pond. As he explores the pond, he meets and learns about a variety of animals---fish, beavers, ducks, and more. Delightfully illustrated, and printed on durable vinyl, Who Lives in the Pond? is sure to help make bath time even more fun.

Customer Reviews:

Bath Books.......2007-07-07

My son loves to listen to me read to him while he is in the bath(also likes to chew on it)

Baby Einstein.......2007-01-12

My daughter is a big fan of the DVDs (well most of them) right now at 16 months her favorite is Old McDonald.

This book is cute but not as fun as What Floats which rhymes. It is not as cute because it does not rhyme and flow like What Floats but it is good that it is a bath and pool book.

Fun for Baby, Help for mom.......2006-11-01

We bought this book along with the "Water, water, everywhere" 8mos ago, when our baby was 10mos.
She was always trying to stand up and get out of the bathtub.
Now she sits in the tub "reading" her book. Then the problem was that she never wanted to get out of the tub, so now we keep the other book in the bench where we dry and dress her.

I don't feel the edge is sharp, as other reviewer said, and I do like that the story is very simple. My baby like to point out everything she sees on the pages, and now she "reads" the story by herself (in her own mysterious language).
With this books, bath time is now very fun for both of us.

Our Favorite bath book!.......2006-08-10

I started reading to my daughter while she was bathing at six months and now she ABSOLUTELY LOVES books! I think that is a very healthy and wonderful thing!! I attribute this love of books to the four baby einstein books we have read at bathtime for the past year every single night (we also have water water everywhere, mimi's toes & what floats). My daughter never gets sick of the stories and now that she is 16 mos. she loves to point out the animals on the last page; I ask her where is the duck? Where is the turtle? And she points to it, etc. It has been a wonderful teaching tool for me, and I wholeheartedly recommend all four baby einstein books for bathtime. Mine don't have sharp edges. Especially when they are warm from the bathwater. They're exceptionally well made, too. Used every night for a year and still they look like new! Read to your kids at bathtime - they can't run away or lose intrest - you've got a captive audience! Take advantage of it!

SHARP EDGES!!.......2006-04-27

This is a cute book, but it's useless. I won't let my 7 month old use it because I'm afraid the sharp edges of the book will cut his mouth (or hands, or legs).

Red Fish, Blue Fish, Old Fish, New Fish: An Utterly Stupendous Vinyl Extravaganza! (Dr. Seuss Nursery Collection) Bath Book

Average customer rating:

GREAT FUN -in or out of the bathtub!

Red Fish, Blue Fish, Old Fish, New Fish: An Utterly Stupendous Vinyl Extravaganza! (Dr. Seuss Nursery Collection) Bath Book
Dr. Seuss
Manufacturer: Random House Books for Young Readers
ProductGroup: Book
Binding: Bath Book

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ASIN: 0375833854
Release Date: 2005-08-23

Book Description

A deluxe bath book like you've never seen before–complete with removable fish and squeaker and Seussian fish swimming in a watery pouch! Based on Dr. Seuss’s celebrated classic, this fun-filled vinyl extravaganza will make a splash with babies and toddlers!

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GREAT FUN -in or out of the bathtub!.......2006-11-17

My nine-month-old son truely enjoys this book. First of all, its plastic pages withstand not only water but also tiny teeth, so I don't have to worry about him "eating" the pages as with other books. Secondly, he pays close attention while I read the book to him; while there isn't much of a storyline, the phrases form a catchy rhyme. When we are done reading, I allow him to play with the front cover which has a squeaky detachable fish for him to chew and a squishy fish scene to feel. I recommend this book to any parent of a baby who loves to chew on books - this one is engaging and quite durable!

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